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The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 

If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America. 

via Vice:

What the person running the Twitter account probably failed to realize is that most people’s interactions with the cops fall into a few categories:

1. You are talking to them to get help after you or someone you knew was robbed, beaten, murdered, or sexually assaulted.

2. You are getting arrested. 

3. You are getting beaten by the police.

In category 1, you are probably not going to be like, “Oh, let me take a selfie with you fine officers so I can remember this moment,” and the other two categories are not things that the NYPD would like people on social media talking about. Additionally, the people who use Twitter a lot (and who aren’t Sonic the Hedgehog roleplayers) are the type who love fucking with authority figures. In any case, #myNYPD quickly became a trending topic in the United States, largely because people were tweeting and retweeting horrific images of police brutality perpetrated by New York City cops.

In which the NYPD’s attempt at “public relations” backfires tremendously.

I started laughing hysterically when I saw this.

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manicsrealm:

Technically, Martian Manhunter has no superpowers. The strength, flight, telepathy, shape changing, intangibility, and heat vision are all perfectly normal for his people. It’s like calling an opposable thumb a superpower.

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Never be confused about tipping again

The tipping struggle may become a little bit easier, thanks to this former waiter who pounded the pavement to analyze who expects to be tipped and by how much. This simple chart should help you in your tipping decisions, even if you’re wondering whether your doorman expects a little more than a box of your grandmother’s cookies.
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Never be confused about tipping again

The tipping struggle may become a little bit easier, thanks to this former waiter who pounded the pavement to analyze who expects to be tipped and by how much. This simple chart should help you in your tipping decisions, even if you’re wondering whether your doorman expects a little more than a box of your grandmother’s cookies.

Read moreFollow @policymic

(Source: policymic, via mattysaracen)

— 1 day ago with 1413 notes
ladodgers:

Marlon Wayans getting jiggy with it pregame.

ladodgers:

Marlon Wayans getting jiggy with it pregame.

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